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Remember Eats, Shoots and Leaves?

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

« Why? » asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

« I’m a panda, » he says at the door. « Look it up. »

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

« Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.«